Chapter 04: Chapter 4: street office hero
Patch was really speechless.
It never occurred to him that he made an emergency landing in such a world.
"Marvel world! Are you **** kidding me!" With windy steps, Patch returned to his room, covered his face with his hands, and shouted in great grief.
But after trying hard to sort out his memories of fifteen years in this world, Patch found that it was really not a joke, this is really the Marvel world.
pit! Unusual pit!
For Marvel, this was the first idea that came to Patch's mind.
Thanos whose strength is estimated to be comparable to that of the Lich King Sargeras, Dormammu the Devourer of the Dark World who transcends the time limit, Odin who claims to be the King of God, and a group of Asgard's God's Warriors .
As for Patch, a rookie wizard who only has a junior wizarding book, oh... no, he can't be called a rookie yet. If these people pay attention, it is estimated that even a small bubble will be wiped out ruthlessly.
Don't talk about these big bosses, just talk about the superheroes on earth.
Iron Man Tony Stark is awesome! The greatest inventor of this century, er... and a girl picker, with a head of super high-tech knowledge, and one of the world's largest industrial companies - Stark Industries.
Picking up girls and pretending to be coercive is the highest state in life. The key is that people have the capital!
Patch also wanted to... but only limited to thinking about it.
Captain America Steve Rogers, the only successful case of the US military's super soldier program during World War II.
Far beyond the physical fitness of ordinary people, he is proficient in fighting, firearms and other skills. The most important thing is that he also has an indestructible sound-absorbing shield, which defeated the German Nazis and destroyed Hydra. Captain America is almost the spiritual symbol of generations of American soldiers.
Competing with Captain America, Patch thinks there is still a possibility, but he has to wait for him to practice the true understanding of wizards for a few years before talking about it.
Dr. Hulk Dr. Bruce Banner, oh...let’s not talk about it, if Hulk stomps on Patch by accident, he might be able to kill him.
…Etc., etc…
Patch really doesn't want to think about it anymore, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is too heavy.
He was afraid that his spirit might not be able to bear such a painful blow.
Just looking at the specific year now, fortunately, there are still a few years before the official plot begins.
Patch estimated that Tony Stark was still wandering around the country picking up girls and having sex. What the **** is Iron Man? Tony said I don't know.
And Captain America should still be lying under the ice at this time, sleeping soundly with the Rubik's Cube in his arms.
As for Thor, Hulk, etc., they are too far away from Patch, so I won't talk about it.
But there is an organization that Patch has to pay attention to.
That's the Homeland Strategic Defense Offensive and Logistics Agency, or... SHIELD for short.
As the largest organization protecting the world in the secular world, S.H.I.E.L.D. is omnipresent and omniscient. Obviously, this is the last point that Patch should not ignore.
Not to mention that he is a good-for-nothing now, even if he has mastered all the true solutions of wizards now, he will definitely not be able to provoke S.H.I.E.L.D.
After all, there are so many agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., even after practicing the true understanding of wizards for a period of time, Patch may not be afraid of those ordinary agents.
But Nick Fury's two aces, Hawkeye Patton and widow sister Natasha, are not vegetarians.
"Be low-key, you must be low-key."
Paqi decided, at this stage, he should make soy sauce first! You can't make fun of your own life, can you?
When did I get a few super artifacts and possess the strength to overwhelm the world...
Patch couldn't help but started flirting again.
...
More than six months later, Patch, who finally turned sixteen, left the orphanage where he grew up as scheduled after bidding farewell to Priest Magellan and Sister Meiwes.
Carrying a large bag of luggage and more than a thousand dollars saved over sixteen years, Patch found a simple residence in the slum area of Thirteenth Street in New York, and settled down on the spot.
...
"Hey, kid, put down your toys, I don't want to **** you."
At night, in a hidden corner of Thirteenth Street, Patch pointed to a white young man who was blackmailing a middle-aged woman with a dagger in front of him and said coldly.
"Cloak man?" Seeing Patch, the white young man smiled disdainfully, and said, "You hide-and-show transvestite, why are you bothering me? Others are afraid of you, but I..."
"There's so much nonsense... don't you know that the more nonsense the villain talks about, the easier it is to die?" Pachi, who was hidden under the cloak, shrugged helplessly, and then walked over a distance of seven or eight meters to the young man. She patted his shoulder and whispered in his ear.
"coma!"
With a plop, the young white man rolled his eyes and fell to the ground in an instant.
"Ah—" Seeing this scene, the middle-aged woman who was blackmailed suddenly screamed and ran away in extreme panic.
"Am I that scary?"
Touching his face, Paqi murmured to himself in confusion: "Forget it, it doesn't matter how much, hehe, let's see how much we have gained tonight."
Smiling lasciviously, Patch then bent down and touched the white youth's pocket.
"Cut, it's only two hundred and eighty-three dollars, how poor." Smoothing out the crumpled dollars, Patch counted the amount and snorted.
"You're so poor and your strength is so low, you deserve to be unlucky." Patch said with disdain after kicking the unconscious white youth lightly.
"Okay, tonight's task is complete." Putting the money into his pocket, Patch clapped his hands and said silently: "Teleport!"
With a sound of "bang", a cloud of smoke appeared on the spot, and after the smoke dissipated, Patch had already disappeared without a trace.
...
And on the other side of Thirteenth Street, in a dilapidated hut.
Patch took off the black cloak on his body, threw it aside, poured a glass of cold water and opened "Gulu" "Gulu" after a few sips, and then sat in front of the table by the window. UU reading www. uukanshu.com
"The Caped Man?"
Patch couldn't help sweating profusely when he remembered what the white youth called him just now.
Who the **** gave me this nickname? You are rough, I promise not to kill you.
It has been more than a year since he came out of the orphanage, because Patch has no high education and no relevant business skills, so those good jobs are not available to him at all.
And Patch didn't want to do such low jobs as moving bricks, repairing roads, and being a cleaner.
So after thinking about it for a while, Patch happily decided to work part-time as a temporary hero of the Thirteenth Street Street Office!
Just looking for those robbers and thieves to do a just act of robbing the rich and helping the poor. Hehe, although it is his own poor family that is helping.
Patch smiled shamelessly.
It's just that thanks to Paqi's hard work for more than four years, the law and order in the Thirteenth Street District where he lives has indeed improved a lot.
In the first few months, the police were very curious. Why have so many fewer people complained and reported the crime recently?
It wasn't until an accident that the police saw the video recording Patch punishing criminals, and they didn't know the reason. Yo, it turns out that there is such a righteous knight-errant who fights crime and maintains law and order in Thirteenth Street!
The above is what Patch thinks.
The real situation is that the New York police believe that Patch's personal behavior has disrupted their normal law enforcement and imposed illegal violence on citizens, and a wanted warrant is about to arrest him.
It's a pity that the cunning master wizard Patch Meiwes was not caught so easily.
"Isn't it just robbing your jobs and leaving you with nothing to do? Is there any need to arrest me with such a big fanfare?"
Patch pursed his lips and said helplessly: "It stands to reason that you should also issue me a certificate of being a good citizen."