Chapter 05: Chapter 5 The chrysanthemum is broken and the ground is wounded

Chapter 5 The chrysanthemums are broken and the ground is covered with wounds

Damn it! This is not a human job at all!

Mu Chen sadly discovered that in reality, the battle between elves is not like the game where you fight and I fight.

What the hell! Why can’t I hit that big bird with my electric shock?

Do you dare to stop? Do you dare to let me shock you?

Facing this unusually agile Bibi bird, even though Mu Chen tried his best, lightning was flying all over the sky.

However, its only function is to create this fireworks-like effect, but it cannot hit the target at all.

"Beep~beep~!"

After several entanglements and bypassing all of Mu Chen's electric attacks, Bibi Bird changed its flight direction with an extremely elegant flip, and shot away at Mu Chen, whose face was red and constipated.

This is one of the flying elf's proud skills, the turning attack.

"Pikachu! Be careful!"

Now, through this battle, Xiaozhi has discovered that his Pikachu only seems to have one skill: electric shock.

But no matter what, this is his initial elf and his traveling companion, so Xiaozhi will naturally not abandon it.

After seeing the Bibi Bird counterattack, Xiaozhi quickly shouted loudly to remind Mu Chen to be careful of attacks from the sky.

"Pika~!"

Although Mu Chen also noticed Bibi Bird's attack, how could it possibly outrun Bibi Bird, which was good at flying, with its short legs?

A cry of pain came from Pikachu's mouth.

Of course, this is the sound heard by Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia.

Actually...

I’m fucking you! It hurts so much! Help! I’m not going to play anymore! I’m not going to get under the collar of the little sister anymore! System, please let me turn back into a human!

At this moment, Mu Chen suddenly realized that the homebound life he once had was more suitable for him.

This kind of life-threatening job, he is not suitable for me at all!

"Beep~beep~!"

Of course Bibi Niao didn't know what Mu Chen was thinking.

Seeing that his attack was effective, Bibiniao became even more energetic.

You know, before facing Pikachu, Pidgeot was still a little nervous.

After all, this is an elf whose attributes can restrain it.

In the end, when they actually fought, Bibi Niao realized that this was a weak chicken.

The skill only has a single electric shock, and it can only be used randomly.

Of course, Bibi Bird would not let go of such an opportunity to abuse food.

I saw him turn around again in the air and attack the embarrassed Mu Chen again.

"Ash! Your Pikachu can't hold on any longer. Do you want me to help you?"

Seeing how miserable Pikachu was under the attack of Zaibi Bird, Xiaoxia couldn't stand it anymore.

Isn't this a battle at all? Isn't this just a unilateral abuse of food by Bibiniao?

"No need! I believe in my partner, Pikachu will definitely win!"

Master Zhi is Master Zhi.

This kind of self-confidence is something that most people will never have.

Of course, the embarrassed Mu Chen didn't hear these words, otherwise this guy would have scolded his mother again.

You are so confident, why don’t you come up and try it yourself?

"Pickup!!!"

The painful cry came again.

This time, Mu Chen was completely angry.

I’m going to fuck you, uncle! I can’t stand how cruel you are to me.

How dare you use your beak to peck my anus!?

During his previous panic escape, Mu Chen was unfortunately pecked by a Bibi bird.

Normally, the damage of this skill is not as high as the turning attack, so Mu Chen can still bear it.

But! What a coincidence, this peck hit the fleeing Mu Chen in the backyard.

This really made Mu Chen intolerable.

In shame and anger, Mu Chen no longer ran away.

Seeing the Bibi bird coming back again, Mu Chen turned all the shame and anger in his heart into electricity.

"Pika~chu~!"

A roar.

An electric current that was obviously much thicker than before condensed from Mu Chen's cheeks, and then shot out towards the oncoming Bibi Bird.

"Beep~!"

Seeing this finger-thick electric current, Bibi Bird was immediately shocked.

But no matter what, the momentum has already begun, how can it be so easy to adjust the body shape?

"Zi la~!"

The electric current carried Mu Chen's expectation and shot hard on Bibi Bird's body.

"Beep!!!"

This time, the painful cry finally changed its owner.

Seeing Bibi Niao being knocked down by his own electric shock, Mu Chen still couldn't forgive his hatred, so he unleashed another electric shock on his opponent who was lying on the ground and twitching continuously.

Damn it! Let you show off to me, play all those fancy tricks with me.

Are you showing off? Are you hiding? Don’t you love to explode your anus? Keep going!

"Pika~!"

Of course, when these words reached Xiaozhi's ears, it was Pikachu celebrating his victory.

"Hahaha! Good job, Pikachu! I knew you could do it!

Well, stop using the electricity, it will die if you remove the electricity!

Let me subdue it!"

Seeing Pikachu defeat Pidgeot, Ash suddenly shouted excitedly.

However, when he focused his attention on Bibi Bird again, he discovered it.

Pibi Bird had been electrocuted by the angry Pikachu until his whole body was scorched black, and even his twitching had gradually stopped.

Obviously, if the power is turned off, Bibi Bird will turn into a roasted chicken.

How could Xiaozhi, who was thinking about conquering Pokémon, let go of this Bibi bird that he "personally" defeated?

Therefore, this guy quickly spoke up to stop Pikachu who was still releasing electric shocks.

"Pika~chu~!"

Mu Chen's response to Xiaozhi was to release another electric attack.

Stop? Just kidding!

This guy has exploded my anus, you want me to stop?

Mu Chen swore that from the time he was born until his death several years later, he had never suffered such huge humiliation!

But just when he was about to continue his efforts and completely turn this hateful Bibi bird into a roast chicken, an electronic sound suddenly came from his ears.

"The system upgrade is completed, PiShen system version 2.0 is launched.

The new version enables intrusion mode, please experience it.

Random mission rewards are distributed, please check."

Walt!?

Upgrade successful?

Mu Chen was stunned when he heard the electronic sound coming from the system.

Damn it, how long does it take for you to upgrade? The result is so fast?

But what the hell is this random entry mode? Is this version 2.0? Are you making trouble with me?

There were a lot of questions in my mind, but the system didn't give Mu Chen the slightest answer.

While Mu Chen was stunned, Xiaozhi decisively threw the Poké Ball that he had prepared.

"Bibi Bird, I have conquered you!"

Picking up the Poké Ball, which he had conquered without any resistance at all, Xiaozhi shouted out his classic lines.