Chapter 01: : Chapter 1 s

Shuangqing City, located in the southwest of China, is one of the three major central cities in the Yangtze River Economic Belt. It is surrounded by two rivers and is known as the "Bridge Capital". Because of its location in a hilly and valley area with many slopes, it is known as a "mountain city". say.

The people of Shuangqing City are simple since ancient times, hardworking, kind, brave and upright, and they have all kinds of virtues in one!

These virtues have nothing to do with Lin Bai.

Lin Bai, now twenty-three years old, is poor Diaosi. Both his parents died, he has a high school diploma, he can't find a great job, and of course he doesn't have a girlfriend. All he has is a street-side dilapidated house passed down from his grandfather's generation. The house is divided into two floors, with the first floor facing the street. The facade can be used for business. The second floor has two rooms and a shared bathroom for living. The house is quite old, but since the location is not too remote, and with the storefront on the first floor, it can be worth one or two million if sold.

Of course, Lin Bai would not sell his only property. If he sold the house and sold the house, he would have to beg for food within a few years. Although he doesn't want to make progress, he is lazy, and he just lives by, but it is related to the problem of survival in the rest of his life, so he still needs to be cautious.

So he opened a "Xiaobai Computer Repair" on the front of the first floor, relying on people to repair computers to make a living. In the past two years, more and more people have home computers, and more and more computers are malfunctioning. He can earn from tens of yuan to one hundred yuan to solve the daily problems of a computer for others. Although he can't make a fortune, he can barely eat enough.

It was getting late at this time, and the weather in April was not hot, but it was not cold either. Lin Bai was wearing a nightgown and sitting in his repair shop. The shop was full of tattered computer parts, throwing them all over the room. Yes. There are few people outside the door, and it seems that there will be no business coming tonight. He touched his pocket and found that there were still 13 yuan and 50 cents in it, which was barely enough for a lunch box. If there was no business coming tomorrow, he would start to starve. As for this month's utility bills, he could only count on the next few days. Business can be better during the day.

The reality is so ruthless, maybe if he escapes to the Internet, he will be a little happier. He just opened a computer sent by a customer for repair and connected to the Internet...

Today is April 1st, April Fool's Day, and the Internet is full of a lot of evil jokes. Blizzard's official website posted an announcement saying that WOW will be changed into a shooting game like "Call of Duty". There was also an announcement on the LOL homepage of the fist company, saying that when it is the Wuji Juggernaut's zooming move, you can't just click an R, you must enter "up, down, down, left, right, left, BABA" to release it...

Lin Bai feels a little bored. He comes here every April Fool's Day. You see, my brother is no longer moved by such a boring joke. There is not even a smile on the corner of his mouth. Please, April Fool's Day can be Can't think of something new? Be creative, be creative, you know?

Lin Bai decided to be creative!

pity…

It is very difficult to delusionally challenge the creativity of all human beings with the wisdom of one person. Even if Lin Bai racked his brains, he could not think of any new foolish ideas available, because all the ideas have been used by billions of human beings. used up. No, maybe it's not exhausted, it's just that he can't think of it.

Lin Bai casually clicked on a highly visited forum and posted a post: "You stupid humans, listen to me, this uncle is the new generation of heir to the demon king, starting from tomorrow, this uncle will start The evil plan to destroy the world, human beings, tremble under this uncle's evil halo, hahahaha..."

I feel quite bored after posting it. Such old-fashioned April Fool's joke posts will soon be submerged in a large number of homogenized posts, which will not cause any disturbance, and no one will comment on such posts. sub interested.

"Huh? Someone actually posted back?"

Lin Bai refreshed the web page and saw the first reply. The ID of the replyer was called "New Generation Superman". Lin Bai couldn't help but sneer: "This ID is really tacky, can it be any more ugly?"

I clicked again to read the content, and I saw the reply post: "So you are the heir of the Demon King, I finally caught the evil tail, do you know how long I have been looking for you? Since you finally showed up, then wait to welcome you. Iron fist of justice... I'm tracking your IP address, if you are a devil with backbone, don't go offline for the time being..."

"Ha!" Lin Bai couldn't help laughing: "This person is full of fun, he actually came to respond to my boring funny posts, but he is a good partner who talks about cross talk."

His fingers jumped on the keyboard: "The new generation of Superman, come on! Let's fight to the death, see if my evil magic is stronger, or your superpower is better. If justice fails, just wait for the world to be destroyed."

"New Generation Superman" quickly replied: "Justice will never allow evil to rage, you want to destroy the world, you must step on my body, your IP address has been locked, the location is clear... I will come to you tomorrow morning... "

"Alright, alright, see you soon!" Lin Bai decided to end this boring joke, turn off the computer, turn off the lights, and go to bed...

April 2, morning!

The first rays of sunlight came in from the window in the morning, dragging mottled light and shadow in the room. There was only a pile of messy quilts on the bed. Lin Bai was no longer in bed. At this time, he had finished washing and was about to open the door to do business. Although he is too lazy to move, his livelihood must be maintained after all. Put the bread into his mouth and hold it with his mouth, so that his hands are free, he opened the iron lock on the roller shutter door, and pushed it upwards.

With a sound of "crash la la", the rolling shutter door shrunk up, revealing a crooked signboard "Xiaobai Computer Maintenance". The early morning sun slanted on this signboard that was already very slanted, so a more slanted sign was pulled out from the ground. shadow. Diagonally across the street is a hot pot restaurant, which has not yet opened... Directly opposite is a "Jiajia Beauty Salon". Um! That is, the kind of shop that turns on the pink lights in the evening and waits for the men to come to the door, but it has not opened...

Lin Bai pointed his **** at these two shops: "Cut! Uncle Ben is still diligent, you are doing gross business, and you will lose money and die.

In fact, the business of those two stores has always been very good, but the business of "Xiaobai Computer Repair" is not very good. If Lin Bai's facade is not his own, and he doesn't need to pay rent, he would have lost money long ago. Lin Bai often wonders if he should change his career to open a hot pot restaurant, or open a "beauty salon", but unfortunately the specialty is not right, and he doesn't know how to start. Especially in the "beauty and hairdressing" industry, letting a virgin be a "chicken head" will inevitably feel a lot of pressure.

A new day, or every day for Lin Bai, begins like this...

Huh?

A woman suddenly appeared at the door, no, it should be a girl, about 18 or 19 years old, with snow-like skin, pure and beautiful, her big eyes seemed to glow and she could speak. She was wearing snow-white clothes, snow-white skinny trousers, and a red cape on her back. She had a peculiar logo painted on her chest, like a huge letter S in a frame.

Her appearance looks so beautiful and pure...but...besides the white trousers, she is wearing a pair of red panties, that's right! Underwear | Pants! A pair of red **** with lace | silk lace is worn over the trousers, making it very eye-catching.

If...if she didn't wear **** outside, she could definitely be elected Miss Asia with her beauty, oh, no, it's Miss World. It's a pity that that wonderful pair of underwear betrayed her unreliability in the depths of her heart. Now, it is easier for her to be elected as a comedy star than to be elected as Miss World.

Lin Bai rubbed his eyes. He suspected that he had read it wrong, but after rubbing it, he took a closer look. The girl was still there, wearing white clothes and white trousers, a red cape, and lace, silk and lace. , so bloody.

The picture was so beautiful that Lin Bai dared not look at it.

He covered his face and turned around, thinking that if he could not see, he would be pure.

The girl said, "Your name is Lin Bai? A computer repairer?"

Lin Bai's feet stopped immediately, does this woman know me? Oh, could it be that you are here to fix my computer? That's great, I don't care if you are Miss World, a comedy star, or a popular patient in a mental hospital. As long as you come to me to fix a computer, there is no reason to refuse. If you have money, you are not a hero.

With a big turn, he faced the girl again, since the other party is a customer, no matter how strange she dresses, Lin Bai will turn a blind eye and pretend not to know: "I am Lin Bai, a well-known computer expert here, specializing in various Computer incurable diseases, if there is any problem with your computer, just leave it to me..." He saw that the girl was empty-handed, not as if she was carrying a computer, so he added: "However, if you go to your house to repair the computer, you need to An additional 50 yuan door-to-door fee will be charged.”

The girl sneered: "Stop pretending, I know that repairing the computer is just your superficial identity. In fact, you have another unknown identity. You are the heir of a big man."

Lin Bai smiled and said: "Don't be kidding? What other identity do I have? Why don't I know it myself? Could it be... some kind of grandfather, uncle, and uncle who went overseas, because they couldn't find an heir, and now I decided to put the Give me all the family property, hehe, how embarrassing it is... I don't need too much, just give me a billion or two billion, and I'll be satisfied."

The girl snorted coldly, "Stop pretending, do you have to tell me?" She looked around and found that it was still early and there were no pedestrians on the street, so she wasn't afraid. After being heard by others, he said coldly: "You can't deceive me, you are the heir of the Demon King, a new generation of Demon King, you are going to start an evil plan to destroy the world..."

"Slow!" Lin Bai hurriedly stopped: "Hey, girl, although you have deeply betrayed your mental state by wearing your underwear and pants, but... I am not a mental hospital here, and I am not a psychiatrist, if you If you want to talk nonsense, please turn around and take three steps, there is a huge yellow juniper tree, you can tell your fantasies to it, I guarantee it will be a good listener."

"Stop pretending here!" An anger flashed on the girl's face: "You made a declaration on the Internet last night to destroy the world. Have you forgotten? I am the one for you. The person who replies - a new generation of Superman."

"What?" Lin Bai's head suddenly woke up. By the way, last night, he seemed to have posted a funny April Fool's post saying that he was the heir of the Demon King and would destroy the world. The guy from "Superman Generation" sang double reeds with me, it turns out... that person who sang double reeds with me was a mentally ill girl, really bad luck.

He turned to leave again.

The girl shouted loudly behind him, "Heir of the Demon King, take it up, this is an iron fist of justice!"

"Cut!" Lin Bai decided to ignore her, turned around and took three steps forward. Suddenly he felt that something was wrong. There was a huge sound behind him, like a landslide, like a tsunami, like a typhoon. Generally, it came from behind, and the whole world was a bit chilled for it.

Lin Bai didn't know what was going on behind his back, but his instinct to avoid danger made him fall to the ground.

Then, a delicate, small fist of Bai Shengsheng smashed from the top of Lin Bai's head with a "huh". This fist was obviously going to hit the back of Lin Bai's head, but because Lin Bai was lying on the ground, the fist was empty. , it smashed into Lin Bai's house with a mighty force...

Then!

With a loud "bang", Lin Bai saw that his only property, the old house handed down from his grandfather's generation, was deformed, collapsed, and crumbled under the wind of the fist... and turned into a pile of ruins...